ialmostdo:

This is probably my favorite picture I’ve ever taken.

alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

edgaralanfrog:

glencocoabutter:

son, your mother and i are very concerned

i never laughed at two cats harder before

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

grace-brisbane:

sushiandpie:

phantoms4evr:

janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market.

now ur talkin

this post just got better

divascreech:

melissa-ayling:

divascreech:

when guys wear shorts and you can see their dicks move

This is probably the truest post I’ve ever seen. Dicks are gross and they do make me cry.

you misunderstand my passions